AfterShit
The feeling of Taking a shit when just finished taking a shit.
Dude #1: Walks out of the bathroom
(Phroom, Dude # 2 rushes to the bathroom and locks himself up)
Dude #2: Aftershit!
Dude#1: Oh, okay.
I understand
(Phroom, Dude # 2 rushes to the bathroom and locks himself up)
Dude #2: Aftershit!
Dude#1: Oh, okay.
I understand
AfterShit
When you take a seriously hard shit and can feel the rumbles of it still in your colon
Ugh, I'm gonna get a serious aftershit after this shit.
Aftershits
A defecatory condition whereby the subject, after just previously taking a rampant and usually excessively volatile and suspiciously aqueous shit, is compelled to perform a re-shit moments later with very little prior warning.
'Jake, watch my beer I gotta go to the shitter'
'Radek, you just went like 5 minutes ago'
'No Jake, I got The Aftershits'
'Dude, is it because of the bape?'
'Yes Jake, I got baped hard.'
'That sucks.'
'Radek, you just went like 5 minutes ago'
'No Jake, I got The Aftershits'
'Dude, is it because of the bape?'
'Yes Jake, I got baped hard.'
'That sucks.'
Aftershit
The term used to explain the smell of the bathroom when you walk in after someone has taken a shit....
I walked into the bathroom and smelled my moms aftershit...
Aftershit
An uncommon phenomenon that occurs after taking a normal shit, then hanging out on the can do to relief or for the sheer stench of it. After no less than a minute (or more) later, unexpectedly taking another shit (usually lesser than the first).
This phenomenon is similar in theory to what a woman experiences as the afterbirth.
This phenomenon is similar in theory to what a woman experiences as the afterbirth.
An Aftershit must be separate from the original shit by at least 60 seconds to be considered a true Aftershit.
Delayed shitting do to constipation and continual shitting do to diarrhea are not considered true "Aftershits"
Delayed shitting do to constipation and continual shitting do to diarrhea are not considered true "Aftershits"