Color Tard
A person in the color gaurd who over exaggerates being in color gaurd and can't stand to talk about anything but color gaurd. They will often have a profile picture of them in their uniform and won't stop talking about the difficulties of color gaurd when really it's just a place for girls who weren't talented enough to be on the cheer or poms team.
Madison: "Hey do you know Julie?"
Peter: "yeah she's a total color tard and won't shut up about it."
Peter: "yeah she's a total color tard and won't shut up about it."
color tard
mean thing to call members of the color gaurd
look at that girl holding her flag upside-down
yeah man she is such a color tard
yeah man she is such a color tard