Columbian Chocolate
During anal sex a girl (or guy) shits on your dick and then gives you a blowjob
Guy: let’s do Columbian Chocolate
Girl: I’d love to eat shit
Girl: I’d love to eat shit
Columbian white chocolate
A less obvious term for cocaine.
Oi, Chapo, pass me some columbian white chocolate, will you?
Columbian Chocolate Milkshake
The act of masturbating while your partner farts on you.
Dan wanted sex, but had to settle for a Columbian Chocolate milkshake this morning.