Columbian Gasmask

Materials Required:
-Yourself
-Cocaine
-A funnel of sorts
-A hooker (preferably sleezy)

Use the funnel to insert the cocaine into your hooker of choice. The lady of the night will lay spread eagle on a horizontal surface and you will place your nose as close as comfortable to her vagina (pussy, hoohah, cooter, vag). She will then queef (see queef) out the cocaine directly into your face holes.