afterwit
a smark remark or witty retort made or thought of a half hour too late.
After being insulted by Reilly, George had an afterwit later that day.
REILLY: "Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp."
(Later that day)
GEORGE: "Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you."
REILLY: "Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp."
(Later that day)
GEORGE: "Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you."