Aftim
The King of Long Shlongs
Pros:
Has an absolute python of a shlong
Easily hirable by ANY employer (Best known occupation as a tri-pod)
Cons:
Constant tripping hazard
Has to wear custom pants with a third leg sewn on
Pros:
Has an absolute python of a shlong
Easily hirable by ANY employer (Best known occupation as a tri-pod)
Cons:
Constant tripping hazard
Has to wear custom pants with a third leg sewn on
Ehhyoo Aftim PACKIN! He's living up to the name!