Combat Load
1. (noun) The act of performing the "two-pump chump," then pulling out and shooting your partner in the eye. Quick and to the point, like in a combat situation.
2. (noun) The act of ejaculating while bullets, mortars, rockets, or other projectiles are flying overhead.
2. (noun) The act of ejaculating while bullets, mortars, rockets, or other projectiles are flying overhead.
1. "Dude, I can't believe that bitch thought she was gonna get off. I just put it in, pulled it out, and hit her with the combat load!"
2. "My philosophy is this: If I'm about to die, I might as well get one last orgasm in! I've got well over twenty combat loads under my belt."
2. "My philosophy is this: If I'm about to die, I might as well get one last orgasm in! I've got well over twenty combat loads under my belt."