A fucking egg

What is a fucking egg you may ask? It is a term one uses as an action for when a mate does a retarded action or says something retarded.

Person 1: Did you just ram into my neighbour's door?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You are a fucking egg, he is a dyslexic war veteran
Person 2: Oh shit...

Fucking Egg

An insult for someone that is an idiot.

"Hey you know that kid Joe? Yeah he's a fucking egg."

fucking eggs on toast

That's "fucking eggs on toast" can refer to good news.

That's fucking eggs on toast mate

steal her fucking eggs

when you see that biddy, and you know she wants it, but she doesn't know she wants it, so you have to sneak in and inseminate her - effectively stealing her weird little internal eggs and fertilizing the shit out of em.

See also: vaginal rape

John: "What up biddy?"

Biddy: "Excuse me? My name is Sandra."

John (thinking): "Mmmm biddy i'm a steal yo fuckin' eggs"

John's friend Andy: "Steal her fucking eggs, man"

Fuck an Egg

An expression used as a response when unable to qualify or quantify a ridiculous, impossible, and/or unreasonable statement or question- and the statement maker asshat requires a response that will make him/her think about why they would have spoken in the first place.

Margaret : I will live well, traveling the world with my makeup and hair squad, but I’ll stay humble so I really understand the people.
Me: can I have some quiet, please?
Margaret: my personal chef will cook all my meals at the most local restaurants spots I can find.

Me: oh, fuck an egg.

Egg Fuck

Egg Fuck is Eggnog, but 50% semen.

Martha: What do you want to drink Shelby?
Shelby (PORN STAR): Mmmmm... I'd like some egg fuck please!

俚语	a fucking egg
释义	A fucking egg What is a fucking egg you may ask? It is a term one uses as an action for when a mate does a retarded action or says something retarded. Person 1: Did you just ram into my neighbour's door? Person 2: Yeah, why? Person 1: You are a fucking egg, he is a dyslexic war veteran Person 2: Oh shit... Fucking Egg An insult for someone that is an idiot. "Hey you know that kid Joe? Yeah he's a fucking egg." fucking eggs on toast That's "fucking eggs on toast" can refer to good news. That's fucking eggs on toast mate steal her fucking eggs when you see that biddy, and you know she wants it, but she doesn't know she wants it, so you have to sneak in and inseminate her - effectively stealing her weird little internal eggs and fertilizing the shit out of em. See also: vaginal rape John: "What up biddy?" Biddy: "Excuse me? My name is Sandra." John (thinking): "Mmmm biddy i'm a steal yo fuckin' eggs" John's friend Andy: "Steal her fucking eggs, man" Fuck an Egg An expression used as a response when unable to qualify or quantify a ridiculous, impossible, and/or unreasonable statement or question- and the statement maker asshat requires a response that will make him/her think about why they would have spoken in the first place. Margaret : I will live well, traveling the world with my makeup and hair squad, but I’ll stay humble so I really understand the people. Me: can I have some quiet, please? Margaret: my personal chef will cook all my meals at the most local restaurants spots I can find. Me: oh, fuck an egg. Egg Fuck Egg Fuck is Eggnog, but 50% semen. Martha: What do you want to drink Shelby? Shelby (PORN STAR): Mmmmm... I'd like some egg fuck please!
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