commentate
(verb) the act of providing a running commentary for any kind of show or event; more specifically performed by sports commentators.
Did you hear Joe Rogan commentate on last night's UFC fight? He was fuckin funny.
Comments
Something Urban Dictionary got rid of.
Half the humor on urbandictionary.com was formerly found in the "comments" section. Conversely, their removal has made this site one half less funny, one half less entertaining to visit, and one half more retarded
commenteered
When the thread from the original comment is commandeered by another party or parties.
"Lisa made a great point but it got lost when a couple of guys commenteered it to argue."
no comment
The reply to a question that you wish not to answer due to the inconvenience that your response may incriminate you in one way or another.
Girl #1- "Do you like Matt's new hair cut?"
Girl #2- "...no comment"
Girl #1-"You and Josh were upstairs for a while last night! What the hell were you two doing?"
Girl #2-"No Comment"
Girl #2- "...no comment"
Girl #1-"You and Josh were upstairs for a while last night! What the hell were you two doing?"
Girl #2-"No Comment"
No comment
The thing you say when you have something to hide and don't know what else to say
"Daddy, are you cheating on Mommy?
"Uhm, No comment."
"Uhm, No comment."
commentating
To comment in the middle of a conversation.
Michelle: So I went into Wal-Mart and there was a lady in her bikini buying her son a...
Hannah: If she had the audacity...
Michelle: Excuse me?
Hannah: Sorry I was just commentating.
Hannah: If she had the audacity...
Michelle: Excuse me?
Hannah: Sorry I was just commentating.
comment for
When annoying ass posts on Facebook or any social media make you comment for something.
"comment for jesus" and "scroll for satan" or something similar to that, you get the point.