Communal Coffee
A container filled with quality coffee, which is somehow always full. Often the subject of false ownership claims and unwarranted aggression, the communal coffee is usually found next to containers of substandard coffee options such as 'international roast' and 'Blend 45' and covered in hieroglyphs resembling the words "don't touch" or "f*** off ".
Sean Edwards witnessed Adam Daniels making a cup of coffee from the communal coffee container, becoming aggressive, he falsely claimed that he was the owner of the communal coffee container, lol.