communion
the process of kneeling before an ancient torture device and consuming symbols of flesh and blood to celebrate the day of the pagan god of the sun, Ra
Guy 1: I'm in a cult.
Guy 2: Seriously?
Guy 1: Yeah. I go to church and take communion every Sunday.
Guy 2: Seriously?
Guy 1: Yeah. I go to church and take communion every Sunday.
communion
Symbolic cannibal and vampirism.
"You drink wine and pretend it's blood? What are you, a vampire wannabe?"
Communionated
A person who is doing a communion or is going through a communion.
Omg Phil is being communionated today I'm so excited!!!
Communion It
When you're too lazy to get a glass of something so you drink right out of the bottle and proceed to wipe where your mouth was like they do with the wine at communion.
Guy 1: "Dude cmon why are you drinking right out of the apple juice?"
Guy 2: "Its alright I'll communion it"
Guy 2: "Its alright I'll communion it"
communion wafers
Those hella good crackers served with free wine in a dimly lit yet nicely air-conditioned room that you find yourself constantly yawning in.
The only reason my parents gave me education at a Catholic school was because of the perks- free wine, and those hella good wafers. What are they called? Oh ya...
Communion wafers.
Communion wafers.
Holy Communion
When you eat a girl out while she has a full blown yeast infection and is on her period- "Bread and Wine"
I had a holy communion last night with that slow girl down the street , can I borrow your toothbrush?
Corn Communion
When the only reason you go to church is so you can figure out a way to take a corny shit in the Pastor's mouth after his sermon.
"Mom, can we have corn for dinner tonight, I have corn communion tomorrow at church?"