Communionated
A person who is doing a communion or is going through a communion.
Omg Phil is being communionated today I'm so excited!!!
Communion It
When you're too lazy to get a glass of something so you drink right out of the bottle and proceed to wipe where your mouth was like they do with the wine at communion.
Guy 1: "Dude cmon why are you drinking right out of the apple juice?"
Guy 2: "Its alright I'll communion it"
Guy 2: "Its alright I'll communion it"
communion
the process of kneeling before an ancient torture device and consuming symbols of flesh and blood to celebrate the day of the pagan god of the sun, Ra
Guy 1: I'm in a cult.
Guy 2: Seriously?
Guy 1: Yeah. I go to church and take communion every Sunday.
Guy 2: Seriously?
Guy 1: Yeah. I go to church and take communion every Sunday.
communion
Symbolic cannibal and vampirism.
"You drink wine and pretend it's blood? What are you, a vampire wannabe?"
communion wafers
Those hella good crackers served with free wine in a dimly lit yet nicely air-conditioned room that you find yourself constantly yawning in.
The only reason my parents gave me education at a Catholic school was because of the perks- free wine, and those hella good wafers. What are they called? Oh ya...
Communion wafers.
Communion wafers.
Holy Communion
When you eat a girl out while she has a full blown yeast infection and is on her period- "Bread and Wine"
I had a holy communion last night with that slow girl down the street , can I borrow your toothbrush?
Corn Communion
When the only reason you go to church is so you can figure out a way to take a corny shit in the Pastor's mouth after his sermon.
"Mom, can we have corn for dinner tonight, I have corn communion tomorrow at church?"