Commutication
Engaging in effective communication with your significant other while on your commute to or from work.
Babe, I really enjoyed our chat on the way home from work today. That was some amazing commutication.
commutity
the group of cars that you begin to recognize on your daily commute to work, thus forming a mobile community.
see that green ford focus? he let me over yesterday on the way into the office. man, what a great member of the commutity.
commutism
The act of the HR department deciding that people who live outside of Manhattan don't need to come to work while those within Manhattan do.
Man - I can't believe this commutism, the people in Jersey get to stay home while I wait for a bus that won't come and have to show up to the office.
commutator
A communist dictator.
Dude #1: "You should collect food for the poor."
Dude #2: "Fuck you, you fucking commutator!"
Dude #2: "Fuck you, you fucking commutator!"
commutefulness
The word used to describe whether it is worth commuting to the office.
This is typically applicable to Mondays and Fridays where there is little work to do.
The usefulness of commuting. commutefulness.
is it worth commuting?
Derived from commuteful.
This is typically applicable to Mondays and Fridays where there is little work to do.
The usefulness of commuting. commutefulness.
is it worth commuting?
Derived from commuteful.
person one: are you comming in to the office tomorrow?
person two: i am just considering the commutefulness of it.
person two: i am just considering the commutefulness of it.
commuticate
/ke’ myoota kāt/ (verb) To communicate using your phone during your commute. Could be talking, texting or email.
I'll commuticate with you when I'm in the car...OR...Stop commuticating and drive.
Commuter
A commuter is any type of wheeled bike that gets you from point A to point B.
Check out these new slicks on my commuter!