Company Dumpty
To take a shit while at work, or on "company" time.
Derived from the more commonly known phrase "humpty dumpty".
Derived from the more commonly known phrase "humpty dumpty".
Hey where have you been? You're late for our 10 o'clock meeting.
Sorry man, I ate a massive curry last night so I just had to take a Company Dumpty.
Sorry man, I ate a massive curry last night so I just had to take a Company Dumpty.