Compenschlong
The act of purchasing something really big in order to compensate for the size of your dick.
Jake: "I just bought a huge Dodge Ram!"
Dave: "Total compenschlong"
Zach: "That guy just bought a footlong hotdog. Total compenschlong."
Dan: "Check out my new 80" TV!"
Josh: "#compenschlonging"
Dave: "Total compenschlong"
Zach: "That guy just bought a footlong hotdog. Total compenschlong."
Dan: "Check out my new 80" TV!"
Josh: "#compenschlonging"