Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.

Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

俚语	complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about
释义	Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners. Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual. Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about. Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
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