Complete and Unabated Loser
One who comes up with ridiculous slang terms for anything sexual, whether it be objects or actions, and posts it on UrbanDictionary.com.
Pete: Dude, I just added "cum chugger" to UrbanDictionary.com!
Rob: Man, you are a complete and unabated loser!
Pete: *Sigh* You're right.
Rob: Man, you are a complete and unabated loser!
Pete: *Sigh* You're right.