Comproof
Someone whose job is to fix computers, but instead spends his time patronizing people and calling himself "God," when he clearly is not. He also buys cars without insurance.
Guy 1: "Comproof I need your help!"
Guy 2: "No don't ask for help he's an asshole."
Comproof: "No I'm God."
Guy 2: "No don't ask for help he's an asshole."
Comproof: "No I'm God."