Computer
A machine consisting of a processing unit, some form of memory, and peripheral devices for input and output. Used almost exclusively for updating Adobe Flash, updating Adobe PDF Reader, updating Java, and updating iTunes.
I have a lot of work to do on the computer today, my Adobe PDF Reader hasn't been updated since last night and my Java is nearly three days old!
Computer
Similar to air conditioners. Works fine until you open up windows.
On second thought, air conditioners are better than computers.
Computer
The most useful and most frustrating thing any human being will ever work with.
The computer crashed again. I lost three thousand lines of code.
Computer
A tool, carefully designed to make life frustrating and difficult for people who cannot properly use it.
Anyone who says computers are "meant to save time but waste time" obviously can't use them. Of course they save time. I saved two hours writing my essay by copying and pasting bits of other essays I found on the internet.
Computer
What you are on now
You are on the computer now
Computer
A $1000 facebook machine
Scoot-I need the computer
Computer
Something parents dont understand, it is sexy has entertainment and shit, i fucked it because it has a usb slot...
i fucked a computer