computer-face

v. to squint and kind of frown as you look at your computer to give the illusion that you are in fact very busy analyzing something vital to your work;

often used in conjunction with paper-shuffling and calling numbers that you know won't answer then acting really frustrated when you hang-up so that it gives the impression your chasing a very important account and have a lot on your plate already

After I computer-faced facebook for an hour this morning, I called a random number and talked to an older gentleman for 27 minutes about the prospect of leasing his mineral rights until he realized he didn't own any mineral rights, so I hung-up and went back to computer-facing a New York Times article about fashion week.

Computer Face

When someone stares at the computer really closley and there eyes start squinting

Reagan Pitchford has a computer face

computer face

The way your face looks over the computer, as in, when skyping someone.

Hey, Tim, are you ashamed of your computer face? Is that why you won't Google Hangout with me?

Computer face

Is when you're sitting by your computer and pretending to work, but you're not actually working

Stop having this computer face and start actually working!

Computer face

A person who is really into computers and knows a lot about them

oh see that Craig Halfpenny, He's such a computer face

Computer face

A condition in which a person's face becomes too relaxed from looking at a computer screen too long (being on the computer ).

Symptoms are: open mouth, dropped jaw, eyes glazed over and occasional drooling.

synonymous with TV face

My cousin's jaws were slightly agar, almost drooling, eyes glazed on the computer monitor. He had a total computer face on.

TV face blank stare dead eyes

俚语	computer face
释义	computer-face v. to squint and kind of frown as you look at your computer to give the illusion that you are in fact very busy analyzing something vital to your work; often used in conjunction with paper-shuffling and calling numbers that you know won't answer then acting really frustrated when you hang-up so that it gives the impression your chasing a very important account and have a lot on your plate already After I computer-faced facebook for an hour this morning, I called a random number and talked to an older gentleman for 27 minutes about the prospect of leasing his mineral rights until he realized he didn't own any mineral rights, so I hung-up and went back to computer-facing a New York Times article about fashion week. Computer Face When someone stares at the computer really closley and there eyes start squinting Reagan Pitchford has a computer face computer face The way your face looks over the computer, as in, when skyping someone. Hey, Tim, are you ashamed of your computer face? Is that why you won't Google Hangout with me? Computer face Is when you're sitting by your computer and pretending to work, but you're not actually working Stop having this computer face and start actually working! Computer face A person who is really into computers and knows a lot about them oh see that Craig Halfpenny, He's such a computer face Computer face A condition in which a person's face becomes too relaxed from looking at a computer screen too long (being on the computer ). Symptoms are: open mouth, dropped jaw, eyes glazed over and occasional drooling. synonymous with TV face My cousin's jaws were slightly agar, almost drooling, eyes glazed on the computer monitor. He had a total computer face on. TV face blank stare dead eyes
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