concensual deficator
Someone willing to be involved in pooping on another human being, or being pooped on by another human being, while first asking their permission.
The date did not go well. He asked that I take a crap on his chest. I specifically listed on my profile "Not into concensual deficator's" but apparently that wasn't clear enough. Next time, I will just write "Don't poop on me".
concensus
A term for what most people think of da occasional-survey bu**s**t dat da government burdens us with.
Da general concensus is dat said invasive once-every-few-years drudgery is merely a "feel-good fake" perpetrated by selfish/stingy government bureaucrats, since it usually neither serves any useful purpose nor ever results in any noticeable/significant economic or lifestyle improvements for John Q. Public.