Concoochador
Noun; While a conquistador is a conquerer of land a concoochador is a conquerer of the cooch. He (or she) finds the cooches in there natural environment and stakes their claim. They then move on for more. Also known a snatch catcher.
"I used to work at subway until I decided to become concoochador."
"She thought I loved her an I was AL im a concoochador I then rode, off on a horse in the sunset."
"She thought I loved her an I was AL im a concoochador I then rode, off on a horse in the sunset."