Concrapulations
When you sarcastically congratulate someone when they achieve something you don't really give a shit about.
Derrick: I beat your sister at connect 4!
Ronald: Concrapulations!
or
Julia: I finally finished knitting my hat yesterday!
Lisa: Concrapulations.
Ronald: Concrapulations!
or
Julia: I finally finished knitting my hat yesterday!
Lisa: Concrapulations.
concrapulations
Offering congratulations on a crap well-done.
Mike, upon exiting the bathroom: "Oh man, that was a good one."
Joe: "Concrapulations."
Joe: "Concrapulations."