Cond
short for condom, or used as a silence breaker in situations in which people need laughter.
EX 1) Megan- "did you put a cond on last night?"
Zack- "of course not"
EX 2) (silence)
Brandon- "COND!"
Group- " hahahahahha!"
Zack- "of course not"
EX 2) (silence)
Brandon- "COND!"
Group- " hahahahahha!"
Conde
Huge fucking dick
Wow, it's só big, it must be a CONDE😃
conde
The wirdest, stupidest thing in the world, its species hasn't been discovered
That guy is a conde
Mr. Cond
the funnest ipod app ever.
directions: steer the condoms and fire them at the sperm before they get into they make you pregnant! Hurry up! fasteerrrr...harderrrr..or slow. ;D
directions: steer the condoms and fire them at the sperm before they get into they make you pregnant! Hurry up! fasteerrrr...harderrrr..or slow. ;D
I got bored waiting for my mother at the grocery... so i played mr. cond, and i had so much fun! ;D
conde nast
Magazine publishing empire based in New York City whose titles include Cosmopolitan and, ironically, Bon Appetit, since none of the employees there eats.
guy1: "Check out that hottie at that table over there, she hasn't touched anything on her plate"
guy2: "She probably works at Conde Nast."
girl1: "Yo, sista, I'se be wanting a job at your bling crib."
girl2: "Sorry." click
guy2: "She probably works at Conde Nast."
girl1: "Yo, sista, I'se be wanting a job at your bling crib."
girl2: "Sorry." click
Conde Gay-t
The belief that adding the letter t to a word makes it less gay.
Michael is el Conde Gay-t and he knows it
Cond-poo
Two in one shampoo and conditioner... Meant to save time, but takes soo long to say!
Cond-poo! Fast, sexy, to the point.
Very human.
Cond-poo! Fast, sexy, to the point.
Very human.
"Honey I'm out of Cond-poo! ( :O ) Can you get some more from the store so I can wash my hair in an efficient manner?"