Conda
Creole for, man with a small penis.
Wow Reggie you really are conda.
Conda
A very cool, calm and collective being. From the deep south, and doesn't give a fuck about how often his accent is the center of laughter. Very laid back, but quick to choke the shit out of anyone that provokes such actions. Dreams of the day that anyone labelled an "e-thug" or anyone that uses the terms "get rolled!", "lollerskates", "roflcopter", or "roflcakes" stupidly moves onto his street.
Conda would like to choked the shit out of all shit talking harbor 24/7 fags! lmfao!
Anna Conda
The name used by a guy for a fake girlfriend whose imaginary presence is only invoked as a cover for deviant activities.
Larry, in order to cover up a night of felching with Bruce and Lance, said he was out with Anna Conda.
Anna Conda
The make believe woman that Larry uses as an alibi when creating a story to make him look like a normal heterosexual when he was actually involved deviant activities.
Even though Larry had spent the night felching Lance and Bruce, he told his friend Steve that he had been out with Anna Conda.