Condamentaphobia
Any person that is deathly afraid of or does not like condaments.
Dylan: What does Mike want on his burger?
Brad: Nothing, he's a condamentaphobe
Dylan: What?! Not even Ketchup and Mustard?!
Zack: Nope, that's what we mean by condamentaphobia
Dylan: .....What the fuck?!
Brad: Nothing, he's a condamentaphobe
Dylan: What?! Not even Ketchup and Mustard?!
Zack: Nope, that's what we mean by condamentaphobia
Dylan: .....What the fuck?!