Condimentalist
Noun.
A person who applies condiments to any and all food, even if said food would not usually require condiments or already has condiments on it. In severe cases, condimentalists have been known to get through whole bottles of ketchup in one day.
A person who applies condiments to any and all food, even if said food would not usually require condiments or already has condiments on it. In severe cases, condimentalists have been known to get through whole bottles of ketchup in one day.
1. Phil: I'm going to have a salad
Amy: DON'T FORGET THE KETCHUP *SPLOOODGE*
Phil: You're a condimentalist.
2. Amy: I love ketchup *masturbates*
Phil: You're a condimentalist.
Amy: DON'T FORGET THE KETCHUP *SPLOOODGE*
Phil: You're a condimentalist.
2. Amy: I love ketchup *masturbates*
Phil: You're a condimentalist.
anti-condimentalist
Someone who believes food tastes better plain and opposes using ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard or relish.
David Smith flat out refuses to try mayo on his turkey sandwich. He's such an anti-condimentalist!