condolence
Pity for someone else's sorrow or loss; Sympathy.
After the sudden death of Princess Diana, thousands of messages of condolenc were sent to her family.
Condolations
Condolations:
A situation that is both unfortunate yet celebratory at the same time. Used in uncomfortable situations.
A situation that is both unfortunate yet celebratory at the same time. Used in uncomfortable situations.
Them: I got that promotion with a big bump in pay, but the boss is a major asshole.
You: Hey, condolations!
Them: My 16 year daughter's expecting (marrying her thug boyfriend, etc..).
You: Well, condolations.
You: Hey, condolations!
Them: My 16 year daughter's expecting (marrying her thug boyfriend, etc..).
You: Well, condolations.
Condolations
When a situation calls for condolences for one and congratulations for someone else.
You're parents got a promotion and they are moving out of state leaving you alone.
"Hey great news about your Moms promotion, oh, sorry you're going to be alone here aren't you? Condolations...
"Hey great news about your Moms promotion, oh, sorry you're going to be alone here aren't you? Condolations...
condole
Express sympathy for (someone); grieve with
to condole with a friend whose father has died.
Condolence-Five
The Condolence Five is given to whom something bad has happened.
Ian's friend get dumped so Ian gave his friend a "Condolence-Five"
condolences window
The time period within which it is still reasonable to expect condolences for the death of a relative.
Dave: My uncle Pete died 5 years ago today.
Andy: Yeah, do you want to go to the pub tonight?
Dave: What the fuck, I just told you that my uncle Pete died.
Andy: Yeah, and?
Dave: Well, aren't you going to say "I'm sorry"?
Andy: Fuck that, 5 years is way outside the condolences window!
Andy: Yeah, do you want to go to the pub tonight?
Dave: What the fuck, I just told you that my uncle Pete died.
Andy: Yeah, and?
Dave: Well, aren't you going to say "I'm sorry"?
Andy: Fuck that, 5 years is way outside the condolences window!
condolence boner
The condolence boner is a very common phenomenon among the male gender, which occurs when another party has received unfortual news and there is no way to comfort him/her, but with an erection.
Sandra: Oh my god, I just got fired!
Will: I'm so sorry
Sandra: Wow, what is that?
Will: Condolence boner honey, hop on.
Will: I'm so sorry
Sandra: Wow, what is that?
Will: Condolence boner honey, hop on.