condomize
Verb: to apply a condom. A neo-sexy Safe Sex word.
"They love it when you condomize them with your mouth."
"Hold on, let me condomize ya."
"Hold on, let me condomize ya."
condomize
The act of putting on a condom
Bob - "I totally hooked up with that hot blonde over there last night!"
fred - " ha! Don't you know she has the clap? Hope you remembered to condomize.
fred - " ha! Don't you know she has the clap? Hope you remembered to condomize.
condomize
To condomize a relationship means to jeopardise a relationship (mostly romantic) by having intercourse.
Hey! I am into you, but I don't want to condomize our relationship or whatever of it is left.
condomize
To protect one's computer with anti-virus protection
Friend: What ya doing later man?
Me: I got a new computer and I need to condomize it.
Me: I got a new computer and I need to condomize it.
Condom
What broke last night.
Well, the condom broke so now I'm a father. Shit.
Condom
A rain jacket for your penis.
"Dad, what's a condom?"
"Honey, it's a rain jacket for your penis."
"Dad?!?! WHA T THE HELL??!!!!"
"Honey, it's a rain jacket for your penis."
"Dad?!?! WHA T THE HELL??!!!!"
Condom
Savior to many who fear child support.
Your mom and dad didn't use condoms at some point