cone farts
The flatulence in ones rectum that refuses to exit out the anus. This type of gas becomes boarderline painful for one to release, due to the fact that when it releases, it feels as though an actual cone is exiting the anus.
Dilly: "Morgan, why is your ass up in the air?"
Morgan: "i have a cone farts and it hurts!!!"
Morgan: "i have a cone farts and it hurts!!!"
fart cone
it's a cone u stick in your butthole and hwne u fart it spreads wider
Ah, my fart cone.