coneomanic

Someone who is overly obsessed with cones. Experiences strong sexual feelings towards traffic cones. They're often found with cones in cars, houses, or giving head (to the cone).

If you have been gifted a cone you should know that you are a very special person, and are now indebted to the coneomanic who gifted you the cone.
If you lose the cone you will likely be attacked by a fellow coneomanic.