conewar of 1874

The great conewar of 1874 it was a period of time where a man named edward bedward wanted to be the top cone so for centuries he killed many cones and tormented his dad in long car rides. One day he was ready to fight the order of the cones his own family. He sluaghterd many cones including his brothers sister and his own mom. Then the last final boss came his dad who he has tormented in long car rides. He was winning but then he slipped on his broken banana peel and fell on his head which deformed it and he lost his powers. so he lost then a sun was dropped on the cones race and half the population was gone then the rest are being raped by his dad as we speak. Its all because of little edweed lost to his dad the one who he tormented for years. Now there is no going back we have to live on the cones orders run by the tormented dad. There is no escape.