Confessalapsed
An individual who is constantly confused over things that should be super simple things, also seems to have mental challenges to given tasks, jobs, assignments that most people have an easy time navigating through, and has to rely on being overly nice to deflect the the fact that they are an individual who is super lost in the sauce of life.
(kon-fes-a-lap-sed) - "Man we have far to many confessalapsed individuals who work here."