Confisteal
To confiscate something for your own use.
Jennifer bought that gallon jug for sweet tea but I confistealed it to water my plants.
confisted
When your confused on how to say confused.
When you think you got fisted but truly your uncle fucked you in the ass
When you think you got fisted but truly your uncle fucked you in the ass
I was so confisted last night
confistent
Consistently double fisted.
In order to maximize happy hour, one must be confistent.