Confused firemen
def: female strippers when they're dancing on the pole and look like confused firemen, as Bo Burnham (an incredibly awesome comedian/lyrical genius) explained it.
Person 1: Dude, that stripper grinding that pole right now looks like she has no clue what she's doing.
Person 2: Yea. Pole dancers usually look like confused firemen.
Person 2: Yea. Pole dancers usually look like confused firemen.