Congress

Do-Nothing Fucktards who couldn't solve a problem if it was eating them alive anus first.

If Congress isn't stopped, it will bring about complete economic collapse.

Congressed

Getting fully, totally, irredeemably screwed. Made popular by the complete decimation of the India's Congress political party in national elections.

I got badly Congressed at work.

To congress

To inexplicably debate inane problems at the expense of fixing much larger issues; hypocritically exort others to do things one would not do oneself

To forgo long term solutions in favor of more politically expedient solutions; disregard facts due to political morass

First used by Ezra Klein

Jimmy congressed everything up last night when he kept talking. We never even left the house.

We were about to figure out where to go to dinner and then Tom had to congress it all up.

Congress

Where lobbyists go to buy their laws.

Big Corporation: Hmm this toxic waste dumping regulation seems to be affecting our business.

Lobbyist: No problem I'll just pop down to Congress and buy a new one.

Congress

A group of people so corrupted by money that they have no idea how the normal American thinks, but apparently knows enough to tell us what we can and cannot do.

Man From Congress: Who in here would honestly sell their private jet and fly commercial?

Congress

The opposite of PROGRESS.
PRO = Good
CON = Bad

GUY 1: Hey, man, did you hear about what the government's working on in D.C.?
GUY 2: Yeah, but it's not gonna get us anywhere good. They're the Congress.

Congress

Congress usually refers to the national legislative body of a country. However, congress is a term also used for a group of baboons. That there are obvious similarities between these groups should be pretty obvious to most.

Consider a group of Baboons, they are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not ....... a Congress!

I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington!

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释义	Congress Do-Nothing Fucktards who couldn't solve a problem if it was eating them alive anus first. If Congress isn't stopped, it will bring about complete economic collapse. Congressed Getting fully, totally, irredeemably screwed. Made popular by the complete decimation of the India's Congress political party in national elections. I got badly Congressed at work. To congress To inexplicably debate inane problems at the expense of fixing much larger issues; hypocritically exort others to do things one would not do oneself To forgo long term solutions in favor of more politically expedient solutions; disregard facts due to political morass First used by Ezra Klein Jimmy congressed everything up last night when he kept talking. We never even left the house. We were about to figure out where to go to dinner and then Tom had to congress it all up. Congress Where lobbyists go to buy their laws. Big Corporation: Hmm this toxic waste dumping regulation seems to be affecting our business. Lobbyist: No problem I'll just pop down to Congress and buy a new one. Congress A group of people so corrupted by money that they have no idea how the normal American thinks, but apparently knows enough to tell us what we can and cannot do. Man From Congress: Who in here would honestly sell their private jet and fly commercial? Congress The opposite of PROGRESS. PRO = Good CON = Bad GUY 1: Hey, man, did you hear about what the government's working on in D.C.? GUY 2: Yeah, but it's not gonna get us anywhere good. They're the Congress. Congress Congress usually refers to the national legislative body of a country. However, congress is a term also used for a group of baboons. That there are obvious similarities between these groups should be pretty obvious to most. Consider a group of Baboons, they are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not ....... a Congress! I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington!
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