coning

the act of buying a ice cream cone through a drive-through and grabbing it by the ice cream itself not the cone. (generally known as the new planking)

Game involving the systematic theft of orange street cones and strategic placement upon an unsuspecting victim's doorstep, yard, or vehicle under the cover of darkness.

Past tense: coned.

The act of grabbing the ice cream instead of the ice cream cone.

the act of having your shirley treated like an ice cream. Most often it is a woman who treats a man's shirley. But men have also been known to cone other men.

The act of placing a funnel into someone's mouth while they're sleeping, then ejaculating into the funnel.

1. The act of driving down a road with one hand out the window, and systematically knocking down every orange cone on the road. (a passenger's face may be substituted for the hand) 2. The suburban alternative to cow-tipping.

Putting an object in the middle of the road at night, and watching cars swerve out of the way for them.