Conjaculate
To speculate or theorize about an orgasm. The word is formed from the words conjecture and ejaculate.
I conjaculated after drunk sex.
As a teenager I conjaculated a lot.
As a teenager I conjaculated a lot.
Conjaculations
A combination of congratulations and ejaculations, implying joy of from a combination of the two.
I heard you lost your virginity, conjaculations!
Conjaculations
What you shout when you and your partner have an orgasm at exactly the same time.
- Sorry, I really can’t talk right now, I just came.
- Me too! Conjaculations!!
- Me too! Conjaculations!!
Conjaculations
A witty retort to someone who is
Bragging about his good fortune
Bragging about his good fortune
Conjaculations on your new
Yacht,
"Chaz"
Yacht,
"Chaz"
Conjaculate
To congratulate someone by giving him an orgasm. (Congratulate + ejaculate)
She'll conjaculate me after I tell her I got the promotion.
Hey, I won the contest! Conjaculate me!
Hey, I won the contest! Conjaculate me!