Conjunkulous
When someone tries to con off their junk for an inflated price in order to make a quick buck. This action makes those who are buying suspicious of their offer.
Jannis is trying to sell off her one-wheeled wheelchair, seems pretty conjunkulous if you ask me.
conjunkulate
Usually for a male, when your junk congregates in the front, looking lumpy or misshapen.
Dude I hate this picture. Everything is so conjunkulated