Conmey
A shy, special type of kid who is scared of social interaction. Conmey's often scamper away when in the midst of a social gathering to play Solitaire or Crossy Roads on their phone, hampering their ability to ever find a girlfriend. Despite their highly autistic behaviour, Conmey's are able to keep their friends by saying stupid shit and doing stupid things which are found adorable in a special type of way.
Person 1: why is that kid in the leather jacket on his phone in the corner?
Person 2: Oh him? he's a real Conmey
Person 2: Oh him? he's a real Conmey