connon
A person that looks for their name on Urban Dictionary but soon realises it isn’t on here.
Connon: shit guys my name ain’t on here!
connonism
A story or anecdote that is wholly or partially false. Usually used in situations where alcohol is prevalent.
My god, that story can't be true, are you sure it's not a connonism?
Are you taking the mick, cos that sounds like a connonism to me!
Are you taking the mick, cos that sounds like a connonism to me!
Connon
A person with a huge cock
He has a connon cock aye right