conq
Royally fucking up an opportunity to have sex.
This girl was all over me last night, and I didn't go home with her or get her number. Boy, did I ever conq that one.
Conq
Conq is a universal Conqstant defining all positive in existence, opposite to nonp. conqness is appointed by the conqlords.
This conversation isnt conq. 4 physics lesson in a row isnt conq.
Conq and ball torture
The act of smashing someone's ballsack with your spiked flail
Person 1: its time for Conq and ball torture!
Person 2: oh god please no
Person 2: oh god please no
Conqs
Conqs is a guy that is usually a healthy man with many likable traits. However, no one likes those said traits and instead think he's just a neck beard know-it-all, with a stupid haircut and massive Adam's apple.
That man is a bit of a Conqs