Conrad & Phillip

A conrad? A wonderful person who honestly you'll assume to be an absolute fool who you don't want to be associated with. However you guys will become friends somehow and it will be the most questionable friendship in your entire life. Yet you eventually see how much of an amazing person he is, and despite being a right pain in the ass, you love him wholeheartedly.

Phillip?? The side piece, the sidekick, the best friend who thirdwheels any friendship duo. Possibly just being there when you and Conrad are together. Him and Conrad are inseperable, but he doesn't have a reason to be around Conrad. They're usually blood-related somehow. Phillips usually come out ginger, but if they come out blonde or brunette or blue then get it returned to the hospital.

A name for two boys who are best friends, and polar opposites.