Agent Tommy
My little brother's screenname. He's an 11-year-old who is apparently very 1337 online. In real life, he's an arse, and a nerd, and an annoyance.
"Heehee doody doo 1337 DDR master haha DEEDLEDEEDLEDOO I make annoying noises haha no friends wee!" - Agent Tommy
I punched him.
I punched him.