Con-session speech
Trump's final con, in which he will insist that the better man lost, and graciously tell America to drop dead.
After a couple of seconds, the networks cut away from Trump's Con-session speech, knowing that a zero TV rating would be the final, unsurvivable wound.
Con-Session Speech
A few words, in which Trump will acknowledge that the better man lost, and graciously, respectfully tell America to go fuck itself.
After a couple of seconds, all the networks cut away from Trump's Con-Session Speech, his last attempt to con the country, understanding that a zero TV rating would be the final, unsurvivable wound.