Consexcrate
kon-sex-crate verb. 1) the act of having sex in one's office to make it sacred. 2) the act of blessing a space in hopes for good luck and good fortune.
EOW: "I am so excited about my promotion and my new office."
FAB: "You better 'consexcrate' that office, otherwise you might have bad luck."
EOW: "Oh man, really. OK, I will tonight."
FAB: "You better 'consexcrate' that office, otherwise you might have bad luck."
EOW: "Oh man, really. OK, I will tonight."