conshitter
making a decision while taking a large shit.
often used in place of "consider"
often used in place of "consider"
hmm, thats a big decision. one minute, i'll have to conshitter that.
Conshittency
The constitution of a bowel movement, may be anywhere from diarrhea to nuggets.
I need to stop eating so much fiber, my conshittency is like baby food!
Conshitter
Consider the shitness
Conshitter this party
Conshitterate
When you are considerate enough to use air freshener and/or fart fan after dropping massive duece in office or home setting.
Man, at least Dave was conshitterate after that ginormous dump he took by using the air freshener.