consistent lay
A relationship status in which the parties involved have sexual intercourse on a regular basis, nothing more and nothing less.
Father. "Son, you should get out of the house and get a steady job."
Twixter son: "Dad, all I really need is a consistent lay."
Father: "Someday soon, you'll be going through your quarter life crisis."
Twixter son: "Dad, all I really need is a consistent lay."
Father: "Someday soon, you'll be going through your quarter life crisis."