conslutant
1. n. Professional woman of questionable moral fiber who dresses in business provocative attire. Proficient in distracting male coworkers with innuendo and inappropriate comment.
2. n. That woman at the office holiday party most likely to karaoke "I Will Survive" topless with the mic in one hand, and a whiskey sour in the other.
3. n. The woman who somehow manages to climb the corporate ladder in spite of a lack of trade skills or ability through the administration of fellatio (and/or cunnilingus) to upper management.
2. n. That woman at the office holiday party most likely to karaoke "I Will Survive" topless with the mic in one hand, and a whiskey sour in the other.
3. n. The woman who somehow manages to climb the corporate ladder in spite of a lack of trade skills or ability through the administration of fellatio (and/or cunnilingus) to upper management.
Becky the lead partner at the Chigaco office into the restroom at the Halloween party last week. She's quite the conslutant.
Consluting
When a friend advises another friend on how to best obtain sex and/or sexual acts from a member of the opposite sex.
Sarah is consluting with Sue about how to get Bill to do her after they leave the bar.
Conslutant
Consultants who sell their services to any taker for the right price. Usually with promises to customise specs based on their needs. Can also refer to a consulting company.
Can also be used as a verb.
To conslut: sell solutions that are usually cut and paste to as many companies as possible.
Can also be used as a verb.
To conslut: sell solutions that are usually cut and paste to as many companies as possible.
Ave: So what're you doing these days?
Ben: Back to being a conslutant
Ave: Oh?
Ben: We just sold the same project to 5 different companies.
I'm recycling so much material for the next few projects, it's just consluting.
Ben: Back to being a conslutant
Ave: Oh?
Ben: We just sold the same project to 5 different companies.
I'm recycling so much material for the next few projects, it's just consluting.
Conslut
When you have to consult with your friends about being a slut.
I need to conslut with Sarah before I decide whether or not to sleep with Adam tonight.
Consluting
Getting advice from a slut.
Person 1: "Why is Joan going to Mary for advice? Mary's a slut!"
Person 2: "She wanted some sex tips, she's just consluting."
Person 2: "She wanted some sex tips, she's just consluting."
Conslutant
Experienced friend often solicited for sex advice.
I called my conslutant to find out how far I should go on the first date.
Conslut
1 (verb) - to consult friends and/or family/co-workers on how much of a slut one is/can be in any situation. (related to: meet with your girls in the bathroom of the club)
2 (noun) - the act of consluting (see also: conslutation)
3 (noun) - example of autocorrect typoh of consult
2 (noun) - the act of consluting (see also: conslutation)
3 (noun) - example of autocorrect typoh of consult
1 - 'Whenever I go out I conslut with Mary first on what to wear' and 'Nothin... we were just consluting on Vicky's behaviour last weekend.'
2 - 'We left the conslut with good insight in what actions were needed to achieve results.' , 'After the conslut I new that dress was not doing it for me.' and 'The conslut helped a lot: now Vicky is a slut and Dean an asshole'.
2 - 'We left the conslut with good insight in what actions were needed to achieve results.' , 'After the conslut I new that dress was not doing it for me.' and 'The conslut helped a lot: now Vicky is a slut and Dean an asshole'.