Constimate
To legitimize a marriage by have anal sex for the first time.
"Hey did you and Mary constimate the marriage yet?" "Yeah man she couldn't poop for hours after."
constimate
to get with, date
(constant + mate = constimate)
(constant + mate = constimate)
Girl One: Nicole, you and him should really constimate! You are so cute together!
constimated
being constipated and mating at the same time- ouch,
friend 1: oh, what did you do last night?
friend 2: i constimated all night.
friend 2: i constimated all night.